Dear Starey,

Dear Starey,

So you were a no show for the dual at sunset??  It seems that karma may have caught up with you scrawny self?  That next morning must have been painfully shameful for you....the blackened fur, the tufts of fur all awry. My glee was plain to see as I happily snapped the evidence on my camera, oh what a delight.  I thought your modelling career was to be cut short before your stolen portfolio pictures caught someones eye. Any bookings yet there puss?  Surely there is a niche market for the thin, alien cat look....editorials perhaps? At a stretch couture?

I'm right behind you

I was having such fun thinking about posting your faux 'Panda / Dalmation look' on the internet but as I connected the USB cable from camera to computer I was heartbroken. Somehow the XD memory card had been irreversibly corrupted.......wait what!! Just how was it working one day and corrupted the next.  And no success at recovering evidence of the ridiculous state you were in (not for lack of trying). Suspicious indeed.  If I find one whisker or ghostly white strand of fur in this house you better watch your back.  Foul play indeed cat.  How dare you set your paws in my house?? Valuable memories were on that card. Just too far this time. Shame on you. God you are just so sneaky. Ughh.

Yes, that's right. Feel eyes on you huh.

I have filled in the darling Lily in on the details of this latest debacle and she too is on high alert. She may be the most darling, beautiful pussy cat that one has ever seen but she is not afraid to use claws or teeth. Four eyes are better than two. Double the surveillance. Night and day. 

Day watch, early shift. Lily. 

So you are now back to your pale, waif like self and the chance of revenge has slipped through my fingers. Alas. I am counting down the days til I escape your skulking presence and you no longer prowl around my sweet little home as I sleep. We are to escape your furtive peeping and unblinking stares. August cannot come fast enough.

Yours sincerely

T. Fox (aka Amy)

P.s: I am so very flattered that you stole my photos to try a get noticed in the modelling world.  Lord knows you need all the help you can get to look attractive. Nudes though? Really?? Ha

Dear Starey Cat..........

Dear Starey,

I assume we are on a first name basis by now. It has been noted that you have recently became a follower of this blog; not sure how you found it?  Have you been spying through the window behind my computer.....I seriously thought you were too short to get your beady eyes over that particular window sill.  Your sneakiness has exceeded my expectations this time.

Normally you are so brash about your spying.  And yes I do know that you can think that you can see through my curtains.  Well I have tested this out by trying to peer through them in both day and nocturnal conditions.  Unless you count x-ray vision as one of your talents we both know your are more Meow than super-sighted.

How you manage to have access to the Internet or indeed use a keyboard does stump me.  Using a mouse would only come naturally to your feline nature of course.  However how you access the cyber world young pussy really isn't the point now is it?!  Just know that I too am watching you and I also know where you reside.  I have photographic evidence of your stalkings and I will not hesitate to take further action if necessary. The water thrown your way is only the beginning.

Photo evidence of stalking 1

Photo evidence of stalking 2

Photo evidence of stalking 3

Photo evidence of stalking 4

Photo evidence of stalking 5

I was OK with you staring constantly, well not OK but I had got used to you lurking nature. Intruding onto my own space on the vast Internet has me rethinking our relationship. This ain't over cat. Not over.

Yours sincerely

T. Fox (aka Amy)

P.s: If you are an innocent fan of all things crafty then disregard the above letter and let me know if you ever want to learn crochet....sure it would be hard with paws but we could work something out

P.P.s: I have suspicions that you are not working alone....a certain Friday night friend perhaps???